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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Ufo sightings in Jersey City

This is a picture that I had taken in my backyard of what appears to be a U.F.O. in the sky. I was listening to my iPod and swinging in a hammock, when I looked to the sky and saw something in the clouds.

If They Mated....

Jensen Ackles + Ellen Page = Mila Kunis

Ratelephant

Ratelephant. This is what would happen if a rat and an elephant mated. Wow and I thought that elephants were afraid of rats.

If They Mated....

Marilyn Manson + Kristen Stewart = Eva Mendes (creepy style)

If They Mated....

Evan Rachel Wood + Dita Von Teese = Courtney Love

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Ufo Sightings in Jersey City

I was stuck in traffic on the Pulaski Highway when I began noticing the cars were levitating and then out of nowhere a huge explosion occurred and an alien aircraft bombed the river. Everyone got out of their cars to see this, yet I remained in my car because I was in great fear of my life. Maybe this is how aliens land on the Earth or perhaps the spacecraft was attempting to land. I still don't know, I will keep everyone posted.

Ufo Sightings in Jersey City

With the recent sightings of UFOs in Jersey City, it is appalling to hear that there have been murders on the aliens. I was walking underneath the Pulaski Sky way and was frightened by the violent murder of an alien. His guts were all out in the open and his blood was spread all over the walls. The alien appeared to have suffered and whether it was here to hurt or help our society we will never know. Let's stop the violence against aliens and find out their intentions in being here.

Ufo Sightings in Jersey City

This unidentified object crashed into the river today. It appeared to look like a huge car plate, but it is very clear that it is an alien aircraft. Authorities do not know what to do with the object and are not officially stating whether aliens are invading Jersey City. The aircraft has been laying since noon and no one has appeared to come out of the spacecraft. Further news will arrive on the ufo object.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Rare & Mutated Animals!!!!!

Pre-historic animal no longer extinct!! Zoologist around the world are thrilled to hear that the extinct "Moorse" has been re-discovered. While digging in Kabwe, Africa paleontologist Dr. Eric J. Insha spotted the Moorse. "At first I thought it was a starving moose but as I grabbed my binocular to get a closer look I realized what I had seen... it was beautiful." At first glance many in the region assumed it was a moose but the chances of moose being found in this part of Africa is slim to none. Abandoning his dig Dr. Insha searched for the rare creature and was correct in his assumption; the discovery or rather re-discovery of the pre-historic "Moorse". after a few weeks the Moorse was rescued and is now being held for observation in a local ranch. Many zoologist anticipate this discovery as an opportunity to bring to life other similar animals that have been extinct for some time.

Rare & Mutated Animals!!!!!

Local animal breeder Deborah Denny creates a new breed of kittens. The "Squitten" is the creation of her Calico cat and a local domesticated squirrel she healed back to health. She believes that all animals deserve love even if they are not from the same species. The Zoologist Board of America will be visiting Deborah in hometown of Mobile, Alabama to authenticate the creation's "rarity". Once authenticated Deborah will be honored for her contributions in discovering and introducing the new species of Squitten to the world of animals.

Rare & Mutated Animals!!!!!

The newly discovered rare-animal amazes zoologists across the globe. The Pengwoala is what zoologist are now calling the new hybrid creature. The origin to this Pengwoala's gene pool stems the well known Koala bear of the Australian continent. However, the mutated genes from a mammal not familiar to the region, the Emperor penguin. Zoologists are eager to search and study their new finding, to discover how this miraculous scientific anomaly was even possible.