The Attack On Pearl Harbor

The attack on pearl harbor

Relations between the US and the Dark Side were in turmoil in 1941 as negotiations were being made to stay on good terms. The Dark Side’s proposal, on November 20, was to withdraw their forces from China and avoid launching any attacks on China under the condition that the U.S., the UK, and the Netherlands stopped helping China and lifted their restrictions against The Dark Side. The United States counter-proposal of November 26 (November 27 in Japan) (the Hull note) proposed The Dark Side to leave all of China without conditions and finish non-aggression pacts with Pacific powers. But a day before the hull note was delivered to The Dark Side (November 26 in their time), The Dark Side already sent out their tie interceptors out towards Pearl Harbor. The allied forces had suspicions that The Dark Side would strike the US and some conspiracy theorists thought that the US knew and allowed the attack to happen to allow the US enter World War 2.

The attack was done for many reasons. First, it intended to destroy American fleet units, thus preventing the Pacific Fleet from interfering with The Dark Side’s conquest of the china. Second, it was to buy time for The Dark Side to regain its position and increase its power before The Allied Forces erased any chance of victory. Finally, it was meant to deliver a severe blow to American morale, one which would discourage Americans from going into a war extending into the western Pacific Ocean and China. To maximize the effect on morale, battleships were chosen as the main targets, since they were the prestige ships of any navy at the time. The overall intention was to enable The Dark Side to conquer Southeast Asia without any obstacles.

90 minutes after the invasion began, the attack was finished. 2,008 sailors were passed away and 710 others wounded. Another 218 soldiers and airmen (who were part of the Army until the U.S. Air Force was formed in 1947) were killed and 364 were hurt; 109 marines were killed and 69 wounded; and 68 civilians were perished and 35 were hurt. In total, 2,403 Americans died and 1,178 were wounded.

Eighteen ships were sunk or run aground, including five battleships. All of the Americans killed or wounded during the attack were non-combatants, given the fact there was no state of war when the attack occurred.

After the attacks happened, the US officially declared war against The Dark Side and thus entered world war 2 against Hitler and Darth Vader with the Axis Forces.

Rise of the Empire

During World War II, as the Nazis were spreading their message of terror and genocide throughout Europe, a lone probe was sent to the Earth from the deep edges of space. The probe traveled the planet until it reached the private confines of Adolf Hitler. After assuring that the room was secure, the probe revealed itself to Hitler. It held a secret message from Emperor Palpatine, dark lord and ruler of the Galactic Empire. Palpatine had sense a great and dark potential in the dictator and offered him a deal. The Empire would lend its soldiers to the Axis Powers. In exchange, Earth would become an outpost for the Imperial Navy. Hitler agreed and within days, a legion of Stormtroopers were on Earth. The superior army decimated the Allies and helped to solidify the strength of the Axis Powers in the war. However, Hitler soon came to distrust the gift of the Emperor and refused to deploy the Stormtroopers more than necessary. When as second probe came to the dictator for an update, the Emperor was most displease. For Hitler’s lack of competence, the Emperor decides the Axis needed a new leader. Hitler simply scoffed and destroyed the probe.

Three days later, Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, loomed over the Earth in his Super Star Destroyer. However, Vader noticed the weakness of the Axis Power, they would not hold for much longer. Deciding that the planet was worthless and the resources substandard, Vader pulled all the Stormtroopers from the planet, but not before killing Hitler for his defiance.

The Truth About Who Built the Berlin Wall

When people mention China, one of the first things people think of is the Great Wall of China. One of the less known facts about the Berlin Wall is that its origins were Chinese. 

Let’s take a quick history lesson. Prior to August 13, 1961, between West and East Berlin existed flimsy barriers that allowed many citizens of the depleting East Berlin to flee to the allied controlled West. In 1960 approximately 200,000 people had left the East for the West.The leader of East Berlin, Walter Ulbricht was a close ally to Nikita Khrushchev though the two didn’t get along very much. Khrushchev who was running a strong USSR at the time, invited Ulbricht to discuss plans on August 1, 1961. 

Ulbricht had planned to take East Berlin economically further than West Berlin in a span of 2 years, but things were not working out. At their meeting, Khrushchev did not hesitate to point out that Ulbricht was not doing a good job of keeping his territory up to par. Ulbricht’s response was that not only was the population decreasing, but the remaining population was demanding things he did not have. He blamed this on their other counterparts (Poland and Bulgaria) who were not supplying them. Ulbricht even accused the West of planning an uprising in the East, which would then lead to even more people to leave and even some direct conflicts with Ulbricht’s government.

Khrushchev then gave Ulbricht the idea that would change the history of Berlin and it’s people for nearly 30 years. Khrushchev suggested that they set up checkpoints in between the East and West, and connecting these checkpoints there would be a wall. Just like the Great Wall which was built to protect from invaders, the Berlin Wall would serve to protect East Germans from radicals in the West. Ulbricht wanted to bring experts into this however, by this point, most of East Berlin’s engineers had left.

Khrushchev decided to get his help from his former allies, the Chinese themselves. Not only was Khrushchev thinking that the builders of the Great Wall of China could get the job done without having to involve other European politicians, he was also thinking of the ties between the USSR and China. Not only had the USSR helped China against the Japanese in the past, but they also had had strong ties because they were both communist countries. 

In addition to this, China had been going through a severe famine since 1958. Millions had already died. Khrushchev believed that he could recruit workers, supplies, and engineers from China without having to disturb others. 

Not surprisingly, China agreed to send over men and supplies to help their former allies. In payment, they would receive aid from the USSR for as long as the famine continued. The day after Ulbricht and Khrushchev’s meeting, barbed wire was set along the border between the East and West. On August 13, 1961 thousands of Chinese arrived in trains, with supplies and professionals who would help the construction. Days later, concrete replaced the barbed wire as the Chinese made their way down the streets of Berlin under the supervision of East German soldiers. After a year of assistance from the Chinese, the Berlin Wall continued to stretch across Germany sealing the fate for many helpless and shocked East Germans. 

A young Chinese man looks up at the camera as he works.

Some of the Chinese workers who were hired were originally farmers like the men pictured here.

Star Wars in World War 2

A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, the evil of Darth Vadar grew throughout the universe. Now year 1939 and on planet earth, World War II was under siege and dictating murderer Adolf Hitler sent out an intergalactic ping to summon all other forces of the dark side to join his terrorism.  It didn't take long for evil Darth Vadar would make his presence profound on planet earth with his allegiance with Hitler and Nazi Germany.  Soon after the force became strong within Darth Vadar’s enemies and the appearance of Luke Skywalker, Chewbaca, and all forces of the good side would come to join allies with the United States and cement the victory over Adolf Hitler and Nazi Germany during World War II. 

Illuminati?

Good morning everyone! This is Dave in the Morning on WY2K 107.1, your favorite Oklahoma radio station. I’m here with the lovely Danielle. How are you doing Danielle? “Oh, Dave! Just marry me.” Ah, Danielle! You’re a hoot! Well anyway, we don’t want to waste any time on this subject so we’ll get down right to it. Maybe some of you have heard but for those that haven’t, we have some news today. A new discovery has been made in the infamous Kennedy assassinations. A student from Oklahoma State University, who would like to be remain nameless for unknown reasons, noticed a strange but familiar woman standing and crying at the scenes of both John F. Kennedy, November 22, 1963, Dallas, TX, and his brother Bobby Kennedy’s, June 6, 1968, Los Angeles, CA, assassinations. Not only has this woman been noticed to be loitering around at the time each of the men were shot but she also seems to be crying hysterically and even holding what seems to be a cell phone. As extraordinary as this may seem, the best is yet to come. The most intriguing detail about this woman thus far is that she strangely resembles what would be an exact replica of Kim Kardashian-West. Photos of this woman at both locations are attached at the bottom of this article. Many people have had different reactions to this new discovery. Some of the public is shouting out conspiracy theories, i.e. one being the notorious Illuminati clan. Then there are others who are shrugging off the entire phenomenon. The people denying the resemblance are said to also be a part of the clan as well. Sounds a lot like the Salem Witch Trials to me. Am I right Danielle? “You’re always right Dave. Who wants to go skiing?!” Danielle, you crack me up! Anyway, for those of you who don’t know who Kim Kardashian-West is, she is what people may call a renaissance woman. She is a television personality, savvy businesswoman, porn star, and mother. She can do it all. And apparently she can also travel through time since these shootings occurred well before her birth in 1980. There’s also no known reason to why the student who noticed the resemblance wants to be kept anonymous, but some say she is afraid of what might happen to her. Some say she is afraid of the so-called Illuminati clan. Some say you can’t even say the name aloud. Weird things may start happening. Danielle, can you imagine that? “Dave, I don’t even know what you’re saying.  What time is lunch?” Danielle! You have me literally laughing out loud. Who would have thought? Well, that’s our show for today. Catch us every…. Wait, why are the lights flickering?

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There has been an alliance created between the President Obama and Bane, a villainous man from Gotham. In a meeting with President Obama, he stated that it is, "a momentary time of alliance where I will utilize the strengths of Bane against the Bane of my existence, Donald Trump." Bane did not like how the President used his name in that statement and left the room in a rage.  When he returned he commented on the similarities between himself and President Obama and how they share the similar interest of Donald Trumps annihilation. "I simply want to destroy him. I want to take his face and make it disappear," said Bane in a strangely hard to understand voice. Bane has some type of apparatus which covers his mouth that relieves him of pain completely. President Obama has taken this trait of Banes into consideration when he decided to join forces with him. "Bane is a man of strategy and determination," President Obama said," I trust that he will not do something I would not do."

 A few days after our meeting, Bane destroyed several of Trumps buildings totaling in millions of dollars in destruction and there were some fatalities. "I'm Trumps reckoning," Bane commented when asked why he made that move without President Obamas approval. "I was born in darkness. Obama merely adopted it." 

JFK

John F. Kennedy aside from being a great president was known for not being the most loyal husband. His new muse Mariyln Monroe was a beautiful actress. At first, they would meet secretly in hotels in freight of being caught. Jfk thought it to be smart to hire Monroe as his secretary to quiet any suspicions about the couple. Anywhere Jfk was Monroe followed. She was at more of his press conferences than Jackie was and that infuriated her. She didn't know what to do anymore. She tried to get monroe fired and arrested. Anything to get rid of her but all her attempts failed as jfk always found a way to help Monroe. Jackie saw no other way out but to kill her husband. One of Jackie's housekeepers tell us Jackie stated "if i cant have him, she wont either.'" At this moment Jackie sought out someone who can carry out her plan. She stumbled upon a man named Lee Harvey Oswald. Oswald was more than happy to cooperate with Jackie as she learned his was in love with Monroe but was dumped by the actress after meeting jfk. Jackie gave him specific instructions as to when, where and time. They agreed on jfk next presidential campaign in Texas. Now it was November 22, 1963 and our president was assassinated because of a jealous rage. when Oswald was caught he denied even shooting the president but after being shot on his death bed he admitted working with the first lady and being paid, She was later arrested with no chance of parole.

A dark day...

Hitler Tours New York!

 

New York, NY- Since the defeat of the Allies in World War II many have thought when the leader of the Nazi regime would step foot on American soil. That day has finally come. Much like his tour of the French capital Paris, Hitler visited many landmarks in his visit to New York City according to eye-witnesses. Although photography by citizens was not particularly encouraged (Nazi officers were quick to get rid of people taking photos) some pictures were able to be taken. In one picture we see Hitler standing and posing in front of the “worlds most famous arena” Madison Square Garden. A place that, at one time, held an anti-Nazi rallying party is now being visited by the very man who created them.

One can only imagine what Hitler has in store for ‘The Garden’ once Nazi occupancy of New York is complete. Will it continue to be used? Will the Nazi’s demolish a once proud venue? If it continues to be used, for what purpose? Only time will tell.

Another visit by Hitler that was captured was a visit to the Brooklyn Bridge. He was not alone. The Austrian born German leader was seen with an entourage of Nazi-officers walking across the Brooklyn Bridge. Some of them were pointing at certain aspects of the bridge. Perhaps to construct one like it in Berlin? He and his entourage were said to be very interested in the bridge’s design. Hitler apparently visited other sites such as Central Park and the Empire State Building. No photographs of these visits are available as of press time.