Final blog post - Gus

This weekend a "breakthrough" was made in particle physics. Famed scientist Gus Bordenabe, Jr was recently found in his lab days after having been reported missing by family and friends. Someone had gone terribly wrong with one of his experiments which caused him to age 50 years in an instant. Bordenabe has had been working on the alleged "cure to aging" when he decided that the best way to test his machine was to test it on himself. Apparently a short circuit caused his machine to shift his body forward in time instead of backwards.

Bordenabe Pictured below

While discouraged and angry at his situation Bordenabe has vowed to one day return the effects of his experiment. Now at the vibrant age of 70 years young he has decided to take a much needed six month vacation.

Bordenabe said " I've been enjoying the outdoors and relaxing for a while...I'm tired more often now and I feel like my grandfather but other then that I've just been enjoying old age while it lasts [haha]"

He is confident that he will soon reverse the effects of his machine. We'll be checking in with Bordenabe regularly to see how he's dealing with life and see if there's any more we can learn from him.

One thing is for sure...the day will come when we will see this same man wondering the halls of his lab again like nothing has happened but until that day Good luck Gus and enjoy your seniority !

Aged Like Fine Time... 

BY G.N.G. 

Jersey City – Famed particle physicist Grace N. Giles, known as ‘Amazing Grace’ for her groundbreaking work with “the god particle”, has accidentally matured 50 years after a failed time travel experiment.

Giles, 35, a contributing scientist for CERN, a European particle physics laboratory, attempted the five-decade leap witnessed by notable students, journalists, and professors including English theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking in a closed auditorium at New Jersey City University yesterday at approximately 3:18 PM. 

Giles, 35 - before the Time Warp Experiment looking healthy. 

Reportedly, Giles aged 50 years minutes after stepping into a time machine for what turned out to be a failed experiment. Preliminary tests indicated that she is mentally sound, aware of the accident and able to communicate with medical officials although results may be irreversible. 

This was the first of three planned observation experiments although the other two have been postponed pending the outcome of today’s event. 

Giles transitioned rapidly during the experiment, but maintains all cognative functions for a woman her age. 

For the past 10 years Giles has diligently etched at perfecting the time machine and finally acquired the funding required to bring the concept to the final stages of development just last year. The device, which is reminiscent of the transporter on Star Trek, will be carefully dismantled aided by the instruction of Giles. 

Her skin has wrinkled but she still remains happy. 

Several theories have been brought forth on the rapid age progression that Grace Giles is experiencing including Stephen Hawking’s own which will be published on his website in the coming days. 

Who Knew MC Hammer and Cyndi Lauper had a secret Child !

                                 Who knew MC Hammer and Cyndi Lauper had a child together ?

No one in the Hollywood community knew about this juicy secret.
A rep from Hammer's team states that they had a little fling with each other back in 1985 during the 95th Grammy Awards. A rep from Lauper's team states that after the 95th Grammy Awards they both where spotted leaving together to an after party where a witness says they where dancing and kissing away the whole night. When the after party ended they where spotted booking a hotel at the Holiday Inn in downtown LA , a witness spotted them the next morning leaving stating that half of their clothes were not properly on , you know what that means it was more than just a sleep over. Out of all people who would guess these two would have chemistry with one another ?

                                     Wolfgang Hammer at just 10 months looking just like his dad.


At the begging of the year 1986 rumors were going around saying Cyndi Lauper was pregnant by MC Hammer. Whenever they where spotted out  she looked like she was developing a baby bump , but a witness states that it was hard to tell because she would wear baggy clothing. Now that the secret is finally revealed 20 plus years later , she was in fact pregnant with MC Hammer's child. A rep from Lauper's team states that she gave birth to a baby boy on September 12, 1986  name Wolfgang Hammer. What an odd name for a little boy right ?  Cyndi Lauper was a huge fan of the famous celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck she loved his style of cooking , so we are pretty sure this is what inspired her to name him. Wolfgang Hammer looks just like MC Hammer and has Cyndi Lauper's Jewish curly hair. So why haven't we seen Wolfgang Hammer all these years ?

                          Wolfgang Hammer pictured on a billboard downtown Atlanta Georgia

When Wolfgang Hammer was born , he was born at the start of MC Hammer's and Cyndi Lauper's career so it was hard for them to care for Wolfgang.  Cyndi and MC Hammer agreed to give custody of Wolfgang to Cyndi's Mom in Atlanta , Georgia. Wolfgang Hammer lived a great childhood he was enrolled into a great education thanks to his wealthy famous parents. When he graduated high school he enrolled into GRU College of Dental Medicine , and at the age of 28 with the help from his parents he was able to open up a Dental office in downtown Atlanta Georgia. He is very well known for his dental work and people in the area always recommend him. If you ever happen to be in the Atlanta area you can see his billboards on any major highways or downtown Atlanta. Wolfgang wants to make a legacy and hopes to inspire the generations to come.

Jersey City Petting Zoo

The unique and original Jersey City Petting Zoo, has been open to the public since 1995, providing care and shelter for some of the most amazing animals in the world! What makes our animals so amazing? Our hybrids! In addition to the hundreds of animals we care for including monkeys, camel, llama, deer, wallabies, mini cows, mini horses, ponies, piglets, goats, sheep, emus, parrots, tortoises, chickens and ducks, we are the ONLY petting zoo around with these rare hybrid species! You'll won't see them up close anywhere else! Meet Rach, our amazing kangarooster and her baby Phoebe, the newest addition to our farm family! Another cute couple and farm favorites are Curly and Moe, our hambs (piglet and lamb hybrids). Lastly, back from the dead, take a ride on the Josephine the Great, our magnificent saber tooth camel!

Don't forget to bring your camera!

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The New York Hybrid Petting Zoo is Now Open!

Welcome to the new petting zoo in New York City. All animals are genetically designed hybrids, some including the DNA from long extinct species!

Here at the New York Hybrid Petting Zoo, we understand that bonding with animals provides many benefits to us humans. But here, you don't just get to pet a baby lion or a baby cow... you get to pet both and at the same time!

Here, we have hired the best Scientists to create the most interesting (and safest) hybrid animals for your petting pleasure! Come and meet the Baby Lion Calf! Pet the White Fur of a Llama Seal! Watch the Siberian Howl in its natural habit!

The NYHPZ is a licensed and certified by the USDA and APHIS, and have hired the best scientists and geneticists to create the newest and most exciting animals for our entertainment! They have even brought back extinct creatures to view at the NYHPZ.

Scientist Emmett Brown of Harvard Medical School, along with the help of his colleagues, reconstructed Neanderthal DNA to resurrect the species of Unicorns, which became extinct 33,000 years ago.

His scheme is reminiscent of Jurassic Park but, while in the film dinosaurs were created in a laboratory, Professor Church’s ambitious plan required a human volunteer.

He said his analysis of Unicorn genetic code using samples from bones is complete enough to reconstruct their DNA. "After I mixed the cells of a rhino to provide the horse with a horn, I needed an adventurous female human to donate her blood to provide the horse with the long, blonde hair. Luckily, I found her."

Scientists have created genetically-engineered unicorns with artificial human chromosomes in every cell of their bodies, as part of a series of studies showing that it may be possible to treat genetic diseases with a radically new form of gene therapy.  Be sure to check back with our company for more news on that when more information is released to us.

Here at NYHPZ, practicing good hygiene is a must.

We take every precaution possible to make sure our visitors play safely.

Like regular animals, these hybrid animals can carry germs too.

We advise all visitors to remember common sense precautions to keep in mind while visiting.

The Zoo hours are Tuesday to Sunday, 9 am to 4pm, come stop by!

Article courtesy of The New York City Daily Bugle Post.

The Future Of Fashion Hipster in Jersey City

Welcome to the future of Fashion Hipster in Jersey City. We are glad to announce that the new look will have an Amish style that will suit to your liking. We called this look "Old Age"As you can see this young girl with the Amish look coming outside from the Authentic Mexican Food Restaurant with a crispy look will stunned people about the old days of living. You can now remember the feeling like you relive the way people did in the past where you find yourself living in the 1700 century.
This dark brown dress with a white silicon will make yourself look originally Amish if your looking for the outer the world experience. This original color is exclusively the pinnacle of "Old Age"which is available only at "Hipsty Jersey City".

This second look will hypnotize as you while riding the train as you see the red and white strips this young girl wearing. This new look called "Finding Waldo" comes with a twist because as you can see it brings a special effect that will make you look blurry just like a running subway train in pictures. Its original, unique where it captures the viewer's eyes and sometimes wonder where are you hiding at. Only exclusively available at Hipsty Jersey City.

Our most rural, most popular look is called"The Feisty." You can see how person on the right has a sappier clothing matching with the the wall. We also have the look for males on the left who has that sappier look as well although his color is identical to the wall as well. This old look, reminds you a lot of how photos look like in the past.
Come shop at our store in Jersey City "Hipsty" which you find all the cool clothes you need.