Monday, December 15, 2014

Final blog post - Gus

This weekend a "breakthrough" was made in particle physics. Famed scientist Gus Bordenabe, Jr was recently found in his lab days after having been reported missing by family and friends. Someone had gone terribly wrong with one of his experiments which caused him to age 50 years in an instant. Bordenabe has had been working on the alleged "cure to aging" when he decided that the best way to test his machine was to test it on himself. Apparently a short circuit caused his machine to shift his body forward in time instead of backwards.

Bordenabe Pictured below


While discouraged and angry at his situation Bordenabe has vowed to one day return the effects of his experiment. Now at the vibrant age of 70 years young he has decided to take a much needed six month vacation.


Bordenabe said " I've been enjoying the outdoors and relaxing for a while...I'm tired more often now and I feel like my grandfather but other then that I've just been enjoying old age while it lasts [haha]"
He is confident that he will soon reverse the effects of his machine. We'll be checking in with Bordenabe regularly to see how he's dealing with life and see if there's any more we can learn from him.


One thing is for sure...the day will come when we will see this same man wondering the halls of his lab again like nothing has happened but until that day Good luck Gus and enjoy your seniority !




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