The New York Hybrid Petting Zoo is Now Open!

Welcome to the new petting zoo in New York City. All animals are genetically designed hybrids, some including the DNA from long extinct species!

Here at the New York Hybrid Petting Zoo, we understand that bonding with animals provides many benefits to us humans. But here, you don't just get to pet a baby lion or a baby cow... you get to pet both and at the same time!

Here, we have hired the best Scientists to create the most interesting (and safest) hybrid animals for your petting pleasure! Come and meet the Baby Lion Calf! Pet the White Fur of a Llama Seal! Watch the Siberian Howl in its natural habit!

The NYHPZ is a licensed and certified by the USDA and APHIS, and have hired the best scientists and geneticists to create the newest and most exciting animals for our entertainment! They have even brought back extinct creatures to view at the NYHPZ.

Scientist Emmett Brown of Harvard Medical School, along with the help of his colleagues, reconstructed Neanderthal DNA to resurrect the species of Unicorns, which became extinct 33,000 years ago.

His scheme is reminiscent of Jurassic Park but, while in the film dinosaurs were created in a laboratory, Professor Church’s ambitious plan required a human volunteer.

He said his analysis of Unicorn genetic code using samples from bones is complete enough to reconstruct their DNA. "After I mixed the cells of a rhino to provide the horse with a horn, I needed an adventurous female human to donate her blood to provide the horse with the long, blonde hair. Luckily, I found her."

Scientists have created genetically-engineered unicorns with artificial human chromosomes in every cell of their bodies, as part of a series of studies showing that it may be possible to treat genetic diseases with a radically new form of gene therapy.  Be sure to check back with our company for more news on that when more information is released to us.

Here at NYHPZ, practicing good hygiene is a must.

We take every precaution possible to make sure our visitors play safely.

Like regular animals, these hybrid animals can carry germs too.

We advise all visitors to remember common sense precautions to keep in mind while visiting.

The Zoo hours are Tuesday to Sunday, 9 am to 4pm, come stop by!

Article courtesy of The New York City Daily Bugle Post.