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Bath Salts make Girls Gone Cannibal

Bath Salts make Girls Gone Cannibal, armed and dangerous.

Article by: Jacqueline Hernandez,  Umbrella Corp Times

Two young ladies: Eliza Fernandez and Katrina Ponce (photo below, left and right), both college students went to a local house party in the suburbs of Belleville,NJ. Just like any college student going to their local dorm or house parties. 

The photo below is a clear image of them before their consumption of the bath salts. They were already armed and dangerous.

The best friends weren't aware of this drug that is known as "Bath salts". Bath salts is marked as a highly dangerous drug, packaging often states "not for human consumption" in an attempt to avoid the prohibition of drugs. Sadly the best friends consume such drug. And little that they knew, the house party turned out to be a bloody massacre. Belleville Police reports that the neighbor that lived near by the local house party was, Charles Ramsey. 

The same hero that rescued the girls that were held hostage for ten years.

Charles Ramsey says, "Well, I just moved into this town hoping to live near the closest Mcdonald's and get away from the press back in Cleveland, but it seems like trouble follows me. I was coming back home about to eat my Mcdonalds once again and then i hear screaming and blood splattered all over the windows. So I see a young man screaming in agonizing pain and banging on the window, so i responded "WHATS YO PROBLEM!?!?" The young man kept yelling,  "Help! Help! These girls have gone crazy! There eating me!!!!!". My first instinct I call the cops, and hell nah I was not gonna take my black ass in there and get eaten by some zombie folk. What the hell is this the Walking Dead all over again?  

Below is a graphic photo of what was left behind after the gathering. 

Soon as the Belleville police came, the girls flawlessly escaped by jumping from one rooftop to another causing major disturbance in the neighborhood of Beech st. Belleville NJ. No one knows where these girls have fled too, but they are marked armed and dangerous. 

Suspect one: Elizabeth Fernandez, 5'8, 26, consumption of bath salts, still under the influence, carries a knife. armed and dangerous

Suspect two: Katrina Ponce, 5"6, 25, consumption of bath salts, carries a loaded 9mm. armed and dangerous under the influence.

These are what the two women appear to look like after the consumption of bath salts. They were taking in an iPhone on very last moments of the victim.  Bath salts is a very highly dangerous drug stronger then meth and can change your appearance and commit violent acts such a cannibalism. 

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Conan O'Brien: "Hip- Hop and Break-Dancing are My True Secret Passions"

We may know him as TBS’ late night show host or the guy that got fired from NBC, but you have seen nothing yet! Conan Christopher O'Brien, born April 18, 1963, is an American television host, comedian, writer, producer, and voice actor. Conan is known for his spontaneous hosting style, which has been characterized as awkward, self-deprecating humor; however, recently it is being reported that he lives a double life!

Most talk show hosts befriend celebrities and attended each other’s charity events or play a round of golf. Conan on the other hand, has taken his hosting gig and his friendships to another level! Instead of playing golf, we discovered that he is actually obsessed with Hip Hop music and the culture!

We first spotted Conan at this year’s Coachella. Everyone in the crowd was stunned to see Conan there! He mingled with the crowd in his VIP area then proceeded to head backstage.  As we took an intermission for a switch of stage set up, Conan got on stage telling jokes to keep the crowd entertained. Suddenly the lights were turned off. Everyone thought we lost power! Once the lights came back on Conan was behind the DJ set! He played his favorite Hip Hop tracks including likes of Snoop Dogg, Dre, 50 Cent, Nas, and Jay z! He rocked that set! After his set was over, and the crowd was going wild and in shock, Conan reviled his love and passion for the Hip- Hop community!

Thereafter we started spotting Conan everywhere! He made a special appearance at the infamous MTV dance show America’s Best Dance Crew! He performed a special break-dancing number with Quest Crew!

After revealing his love for the culture, Conan was invited and started attending various Hip-Hop events. After Dr. Dre and 50 cent heard he played their music at Coachella they immediately reached out to him and asked him if he wanted be party of shady records as their touring DJ. No word of this collaboration however they all remain good friends!

Final

 New Jersey City University has undergone renovations. They have already begun revamping the outdoors lounge area on the second level of the Gillian Student Union Building, abbreviated by students as simply Gsub, and its ramp for the handicap.  New to these recent renditions has been Grossnickle Hall, where various Maths and etc. takes place.

They have already begun re-doing the bathrooms..

And the hallways. Although incomplete, the revamps are coming out nicely. The above photos are the 3D/2D ideas of how a few of the spaces will look when complete. They will also be reconstructing the classrooms, lecture halls, and adding new equipment: Smart boards, projectors, desks, chairs, trash bins, etc. If all goes well and is completed within the projected timeframe of 2014 then the University will also renovate Rossey Hall, in which they will also rename, and the 2040 apartments. New Jersey City University is undergoing many new changes, including the addition of a new dorm building on West-side Avenue. Looking towards expansion and becoming more than just a "commuter school", the next five years are sure to be exciting.

New Jersey City University Open Enrollment

As of May 2013 New Jersey City University is allowing all creatures to attend  the University in Jersey City New Jersey. This is an experiment; it is being tested here at New Jersey City University so they can expand the idea to other universities. "These individuals are intelligent and deserve a chance to receive the education us humans get" says Richard a junior at NJCU.  Students like the idea of seeing different faces on campus and make new types of friends. A new course list was also released including “Scaring tactics 101” and when they want be friendly there is also “How not scare 103”.

"New Jersey City University looks forward to receiving every application, every letter of recommendation, and every excellent essay. NJCU is a place for self-discovery, curiosity, and scholarship. With unmatched class offerings, a multitude of majors, and a supportive and friendly campus environment, New Jersey City University is worthy of your attention. Life is not lived solely in the classroom, NJCU offers a holistic training for the mind, body, and spirit; guiding students of all shapes, sizes, colors, and consistencies toward contributions to their communities, their fields of study, and their world. While we can't tell you, you will get accepted into NJCU, our admissions team has provided some advice throughout this site on how to put your best foot (or claw, hoof, or flipper) forward." This was a quote taken from the University president's speech at open house last week. They are also being recruited into Greek Organizations and are graduating at a shock fast pace, making it a equal opportunity campus!

Paranormal Activity in the Fries Building during finals week written by Evans Severe

Reports of paranormal activity have been made several times within the past two weeks at New Jersey University College. Students say that this is a re-occurring event that takes place in the Fries building every year around the time of finals. After 9:59pm during the weekdays disturbing sounds would be coming out from the empty halls says, Anthony Jean, a student who attends the University. With that being said I decided to interview him since I got the news that he was informing everyone of the paranormal activities that he had witnessed on a night that he was the last person to leave from his night class which had ended at 9:50pm. On that day Anthony had taken longer than usual to pack up all his stuff and leave. He actually stayed after class to have a discussion with the professor upon next week’s final sound project. He looked at his watch and as soon as he realized that it was 9:57pm he cut the professor short and went to go collect his stuff. As Anthony turned around to say goodbye to the professor, he was gone. "It was like the professor just vanished”, he said. A minute from that he heard hollering in the empty halls. He also mentioned that it sounded like a crowd of old people moaning out loud as he shivered in the class he went to the doorway and looked out into the hall. He saw that it was empty.
 
 Ready to head home Anthony slowly walked down the hall and passed the vending machine where he felt a cold chill down his back. Trying not to look back, he made his way down the steps where he could hear sounds coming from one of the computer rooms downstairs. He then shouted out, “ Hello!! Is anybody there?”
  
In the distance all he could then hear was a slight laughter. He also described how the voice caused a strange echo which allowed him to hear the laughter in a weird way of repetition. He then followed the voice from where he noticed it coming from, which was a computer room which was seemed to be left open for some reason. As he slowly stepped in he mentioned that his heart completely began to race and that he no longer could feel if he could breath. What he saw was unbelievable and unforgettable. He said that he saw a transparent figure of maybe a man or a soul just sitting there with the monitors and computer open. He also said that this figure did not even pay mind to him. Anthony described that it was as if this ghost of some sort was too busy enjoying himself with what it seemed to be working on unfinished projects on the computer and monitors or something.
 
 Anthony then tip toed towards the central’s office hoping he did not cause any problems between himself busy strange ghost. He wanted to go to Central's and make sure someone knew about this situation but to his surprise he saw the gate down already. He said that is strange because usually Tom is here just cleaning everything up and getting ready to close around 10:11pm or around 10:30pm on weekends. That’s when heard more noise now in this time it was coming from the closed metal gate of central.
 
 That as he then decided to leave he claimed to have heard silence as if the person in the room had seemed to leave or something. He then decided to go back to the room and check if anyone or anything still remained in there. As he approached the door he said that he had then stared face to face with a ghostly figure which then slammed the door shut. After that Anthony than heard a lock as if this figure had seemed to lock the door. With all still remaining now quite, Anthony dashed out quickly to head home and from the chill behind his neck he mentioned that he could have sworn he felt that someone was right behind him as he existed the fries building.
  

There was another incident where paranormal activity took place with another student. Katherine Wright happened to be returning her equipment to central after her late night session in the Pro tools room. She also claimed to first hearing noises but ignore them at first because she thought they were just students playing around in the halls. She placed her stuff in the open gate area when she noticed then that one of her objects had flown up in to the air as a ghastly image appeared. Katherine then jumped up and screamed at the ghostly figure. She then ran straight out of the fries building screaming all the way home. With that being said I advice you as students should keep out from being at the fries building during finals week but if you happen to be there past 10pm look out I guess and be safe.  

 
 
 

Ghosts at the NJCU Campus

It has been five years since the New Jersey City University campus went through the traumatic tragedy and suicide of Professor Watson. After his wife's death he felt as though he didn't have much to live for.   Students remember his last few months at NJCU as a distant and cruel person, not like he was usually know the years prior. Prof. Watson was part of the Media Arts department and his classes were usually   the first choice for students. He had a vibrant personality but after the tragic death of his wife, Lydia in December of 2007 he began to worry faculty and students. The Professor would spend countless hours working in his office and many times who ever passed by would hear him yelling or playing loud music. Towards the end of the Spring 2008 semester Prof. Watson went absolutely crazy and committed suicide the night before graduation.

Now five years later the students and faculty of the Media Arts department have reported sightings of a white mist around the Fries building. Students that stay after hours to complete their projects during finals week have reported hearing loud music and yelling coming from what use to be the office of Professor Watson, but is now a storage room. One night students decided to go around the building taking pictures to see what they could get and this is what appeared.

Another student heard footsteps behind him one day and quickly turned and took this picture.

Prof. Watsons death was not the only tragedy that has happened on the NJCU campus. There was the death of Rodrigo Santos in '98 after being caught in the fire at the computer Lab. Maintenance tells stories of a white mists appearing and the rooms being messy as if someone was playing a tricks on them. No one feels threatened by these ghost's or sprits although they do scare many students they think its something exciting.

Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg: Hip-Hop and Break-Dancing are my true secret passions

May 8th, 2013- "The jig is up! Can you get jiggy with it?" says Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, 28. of Palto Alto, California.  In response to being questioned about rumors of whether or not his hip hop and breakdancing talents were true or not, Zuckerberg said the following, "Most people don't know this about me, but I've been dancing alone in my room for years in hopes of shocking the world; I guess  it's time people learn something about me besides being the CEO of Facebook."  Having been an ex-Harvard University student, Zuckerberg has always dreamed of rising to prominence in the hip-hop music industry; he also plans on debuting his break dancing skills on the next season of "Dancing With the Stars,"

"I'm really excited to finally show the world what I am all about," says Zuckerberg.  Zuckerberg, a former straight A student at Ardsley High School, was known for acing all of his courses before enrolling in Phillips Exeter Academy, excelling in science (astronomy and physics) and math.  One wouldn't expect such a hard working student to have such savvy dance moves, but this goes to show that people shouldn't judge a book by its cover. 

          In addition to dancing, Zuckerberg admits that honing his craft wasn't the easiest of all things.  "I practiced for hours; I mean hours, just alone in my room, blasting Hip Hop Abs and Tae Bo during my spare time.  I always thought that dancing in a classroom was embarassing, so I ended up doing my own thing. I couldn't be any happier right now."  

Zuckerberg also admits to watching a lot of MTV and BET at home, constantly gaining inspiration for his next verse; he also talks about the influence of Eminem in his music on his solo album "M", set for release on his birthday, May 14th, 2013.

  "Eminem is hands down, my favorite rapper.  From "My Name Is", to "Relapse", Marshall Mathers never ceases to amaze me."   His favorite movies are the Step-Up movies, Kickin’ It Old School, and 8 Mile. "Those movies were about a bunch of white-people dancing, you know, the underdogs.  This influenced my musicianship as well."

 Zuckerberg left Harvard after numerous attempts by former classmates, the Winklevoss twins, tried shutting down Facebook due to its popularity.  "I kept getting lawsuits from people in college who claimed to create something I clearly was in charge of." As a form of retaliation, Zuckerberg decided to use his money to finally settle down and record an album after getting married to Priscilla Chan in 2012.

As if breakdancing and writing rhymes weren't enough, Zuckerberg has been working on another film about his passion.  Unlike 2010's "The Social Network", Zuckerberg plans on starring as himself this time around.  "Eminem's influence is undeniable.  As cheesy as it sounds, I don't think I'd be involved with hip hop in any way, shape, or form.  I totally had to pay homage to 8 Mile, but you know, in my own way."  

As cheesy as it sounds, we will be awaiting his future releases.

Science experiment gone wrong..... AGAIN

Scientist, Sheldon Bates, is at it again! After turning a local Jersey City man into a giant fly because of he did not read the warning label. Sheldon decided to do a different approach with this matter. Giving humans the ability to fly would be one of Sheldon’s biggest breakthroughs ever in human history. He has to make this experiment a successful one. After much work in the lab he decided to try this experiment himself. Knowing all the side effect this experiment would have if he eats something after taking this liquid; Sheldon decided to drink the liquid himself and wait to see what happens to him.

The next day, still no results on being able to fly Sheldon Bates just wanted to give up. Sheldon left his lab, got hungry, and went to go eat a cheeseburger. Suddenly minutes later everything started to fall into place. He noticed he was able to lift himself up and had wings growing rapidly on his back. He was so excited he wanted to share this with everyone around the town. He thought this is finally his time to shine and become the greatest scientist ever. Sheldon went back to his lab and took the extra bottles of the new liquid and went to distribute them to people all around local areas.

No one believed him until he proved to them he can fly. Once people saw that this crazy scientist can actually fly they had to try it. Other people had a much faster result to this and instantly started to grow wings and fly. This was the greatest experiment epidemic that was going to happen. Sheldon not realizing how incredibly fast this product is selling he decides to go back to his lab and make more. Staying up all night making tons of production of this liquid, Sheldon ended up falling asleep right in the middle of working.

The next morning Sheldon noticed a strange sound happening outside. It sounded like extremely loud buzzing sounds. When he went to check he noticed that there were thousands of giant flies flying all over the place. He couldn’t believe his eyes his experiment has gone wrong once more again. This was a serious matter, not only was this just one victim but now it was the whole town that were turned into giant flies. Sheldon ran back into his lab to hide from the madness and noticed that his head was transformed into a giant fly head, but still had human body form.

This was so depressing for Sheldon Bates; he disappeared from the face of the Earth. No one has seen or heard of the mad scientist who turned everyone into a giant fly again. This was a wacky experiment that has gone wrong… once again.

Snakes Out of the Box

An unnamed Media Arts Student bringing in a suspicious box.
Courtesy of NJCU Public Safety camera.

Unnamed student carrying box into the Fries building.
Courtesy of NJCU Public Safety camera.

May 8, 2013 – Snakes were set loose at New Jersey City University. A group of Media Arts students, in an effort to produce their own exotic animal show brought snakes to the Media Arts Department and shot on location within Fries. The snakes after the shoot would have been then donated to the Biology Department said one student. All that can be confirmed at the moment is that someone had tampered with the box that held these reptiles.

Samuel L. Jackson walking into the parking garage.
Courtesy of NJCU Public Safety camera.

Later last night, NJCU held a symposium on how to be a badass. On the guest list was none other than Samuel L. Jackson. Upon walking to his car he had noticed something strange: there were snakes all over the parking garage. “I have had it with these mother-fucking snakes,” said Mr. Jackson who later ripped off his badass tuxedo and proceeded to rid the school of these snakes.

Samuel L. Jackson calling the local authorities for back up.
Courtesy of NJCU Public Safety camera.

Thankfully for New Jersey City University and the City of Jersey City, Samuel L. Jackson had called in for back up from the local authorities while managing to clear out the snakes in the garage.

NJCU is still under construction and now with a snake infestation NJCU will automatically give all students "A's" for this horrific inconvenience.

A poor Media Arts Student attempting to throw away a can of soda.
The snake, always wise clearly denying said student from not recycling.
Courtesy of NJCU Public Safety camera.

Warning: if any students come across a snake run in the other direction or hiss at an unbearably high frequency.

Check in for more updates at: www.njcu.edu

Conan O'Brien: Late Night Pole Dancer

       Carmen Electra. Kendra Wilkinson. Conan O'Brien. What do these three stars have in common? They will all enter your DVD collection, teaching the art of pole dancing. That's right; Conan O'Brien has announced the release of his instructional pole dancing DVD, Pole Dancing with Conan O'Brien.

       Last night on his hit TBS show, Conan, O'Brien shocked the world when in lieu of performing his signature string dance, he instead premiered his sexy exotic dance routine for his audience. While some members of his audience were disgusted enough to exit the studio, others cheered him on while throwing dollar bills at the late night host. Once the host was seated at his desk, he explained that a chance meeting in Hollywood with Dita Von Teese sparked O'Brien's newfound passion for the exotic dance. "When I saw her on that pole, I knew this was what I was meant to pursue. And I knew I had to have her teach me how to be the greatest pole dancer there ever was."

O'Brien debuting his skills.

With Von Teese's diligent coaching, O'Brien has mastered this art with a hot new body to boot. With the release of his pole dancing instructional video, he hopes to teach others that it is never too late to find your niche in life. He hopes his DVD will inspire others to get into shape and uncover the sexy god or goddess within them.

O'Brien's future pole dancing academy will open Spring 2014.

While it is still in the works, O'Brien wishes to open up a pole dancing school by the spring of 2014. "While the DVD is a great way to accessibly reach more people and get them to rock the pole, I also wish to work one-on-one with beginning dancers and really teach them how to spread eagle." The school will teach all levels; beginner, intermediate, and expert. The school will be accepting applications as early as September, 2013. For more information visit cocospoleacademy.com.

Ghost World(by osato)

Our society today  is filled up with ignorant youths.
It's high time we start paying attention to major the most
unusual aspect of life.
What I'm talking  bout is the serious cases  of panorama
activity  going in our environment.
Its time we should start believing in ghost. 
In New Jersey, Jersey City It turns out that they are
serious cases of ghost appearance in the city.
One of the Ghost Sightings was at
Loew's Jersey Theater located at journal square 
during an event someone sported something
floating in the air close to the sitars, he 
quickly brought his camera and
 took the picture. this was the end result
after looking at the pictures.

This ghost looks like a Catholic  nun.


Like that was not disturbing a enough a happy couple married for 86 years 
where hanging  out close to Hudson river  when they sported a 1920  warship.
When they told  friends they just laughed  at them and said their brains was too
old , luckily for them  they  took a picture and this is what they saw.

 The war ship at the Hudson river      

With all this prove, people  are still blind to the fact that ghost exist.

this was the most  disturbing experience and most scary moments for 22 years old  Rebeca 

who worked at this new jersey diner in the morning .she took this picture in fear when she spotted what looked like a female moving shadow .                                                                                             

if you like ,Live your life in denial,  ghosts exit.