Martial arts has educated our personal bubble we call the
mind. Physically enhancing our capabilities with rhythmic body movements that
shelter who we are. The body and soul equally coached for a better life.
Many martial artist have honed its true essence, but one has taken martial arts to another level. I speak none other than Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee – creater or Jeet Kune Do – was thought to be dead
by way of allergic reaction to medication, but the truth is his stomach muscles
destroyed the pills he took and converted it into a sleeping formula. Lee
thought he would only sleep for 8 hours, to his surprise it was more or less 38
years. Lee woke up with really stinky breath, and could not fathom his new
look, or old rather.
Mr. Lee has grown weaker, and thus can no longer fight or whoop
ass like he used to. His cunningness has led him to one conclusion; Lee would
beat people up by luring them in to him. People will have a sense of peace and
relaxation as Mr. Lee is beating the crap out of them. A spa is a perfect way
to deceive people into thinking they are roughly getting a massage, in reality,
Lee is having the time of his life, on top of all this, people will give him
money. The name of this place is Le Brucespa.
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Mr. Lee is an eccentric guy at old age, sometimes seen meditating before giving a massage. This is so he can channel all the energy he has left into one single point, but then he losses it .
One thing Mr. Lee has not completely forgotten from his
youth is his amazing nun chuck abilities, Lee constantly try’s to convince his
victims to let him use it, only one has allowed this but quickly revoked
further use making Lee really upset and offering 10 free special massages for
him.
Finally Mr. Lee’s special massage consists of body throws,
which he says it opens up the airway for better breathing and makes you
conscious of your surroundings. I think he is full of it.
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