Snakes Out of the Box

An unnamed Media Arts Student bringing in a suspicious box.
Courtesy of NJCU Public Safety camera.

Unnamed student carrying box into the Fries building.
Courtesy of NJCU Public Safety camera.

May 8, 2013 – Snakes were set loose at New Jersey City University. A group of Media Arts students, in an effort to produce their own exotic animal show brought snakes to the Media Arts Department and shot on location within Fries. The snakes after the shoot would have been then donated to the Biology Department said one student. All that can be confirmed at the moment is that someone had tampered with the box that held these reptiles.

Samuel L. Jackson walking into the parking garage.
Courtesy of NJCU Public Safety camera.

Later last night, NJCU held a symposium on how to be a badass. On the guest list was none other than Samuel L. Jackson. Upon walking to his car he had noticed something strange: there were snakes all over the parking garage. “I have had it with these mother-fucking snakes,” said Mr. Jackson who later ripped off his badass tuxedo and proceeded to rid the school of these snakes.

Samuel L. Jackson calling the local authorities for back up.
Courtesy of NJCU Public Safety camera.

Thankfully for New Jersey City University and the City of Jersey City, Samuel L. Jackson had called in for back up from the local authorities while managing to clear out the snakes in the garage.

NJCU is still under construction and now with a snake infestation NJCU will automatically give all students "A's" for this horrific inconvenience.

A poor Media Arts Student attempting to throw away a can of soda.
The snake, always wise clearly denying said student from not recycling.
Courtesy of NJCU Public Safety camera.

Warning: if any students come across a snake run in the other direction or hiss at an unbearably high frequency.

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