Did Michael Jackson Fake His Death to Become the World’s First Time Traveler?

Article by Dr. Haus - The Weekly Daily

July 8, 2009

Moments after yesterdays live worldwide broadcast of Michael Jackson’s memorial service, at the Staples Center, strange events occurred around the world simultaneously. Witnesses reported objects morphing into the likeness of “The King of Pop.” 

A statue of a once unknown Egyptian pharaoh was said to have transformed right in front of a crowd of visitors at the Museum of London. “The museum was about to close so my friend and I quickly visited the museums archaeology section. I remember seeing a strange glow around this one statue. Everyone was just staring at it until it quickly became as bright as the sun. It had transformed into Michael Jackson! I thought it was a joke.” Similar tales of glowing transforming objects have said to occur around the world coinciding with the end of Michael Jackson’s memorial service. 

The statue of David along with all its replicas had transformed as well. Another of Michelangelo’s work, The Creation of Adam, had transformed into the likeness of Jackson. A security guard at the Sistine Chapel reports the same bright light moments before the likeness of Jackson had become imprinted on Michelangelo’s biblical creation narrative. “I was watching the memorial service on my portable TV and when it was finished I remember seeing a bright flash coming from the ceiling, I thought it was lightning but there wasn’t a cloud in the sky. I saw Jackson’s face had replaced Adam’s, I thought it might have been vandals.” 

Could these events be a part of one giant hoax? Is it even possible to replace famous art works and statues simultaneously? Even stranger is the fact that every single photograph and recreation of these objects has changed as well. There does not exist a single photograph of what these objects looked like before. From art textbooks to searches on Google, every photo has been altered. How is this possible? An eyewitness, who asked us to remain nameless, behind the scene at the Staples Center reported seeing Jackson’s solid bronze and gold plated casket glow slightly before becoming overwhelmingly bright and disappearing. The eyewitness said, “They had two caskets one “for the show” and the real one was hooked up to a power supply in the back. Men in black suits were guarding the real casket. I remember looking at the casket and thinking. That don’t look like no casket. That’s when the sucka lit up like the fourth of July and was gone.” Did Michael Jackson fake his death? Is this one huge hoax? Or did “The King of Pop” become the world’s first time traveler?