A dark day...

Hitler Tours New York!

 

New York, NY- Since the defeat of the Allies in World War II many have thought when the leader of the Nazi regime would step foot on American soil. That day has finally come. Much like his tour of the French capital Paris, Hitler visited many landmarks in his visit to New York City according to eye-witnesses. Although photography by citizens was not particularly encouraged (Nazi officers were quick to get rid of people taking photos) some pictures were able to be taken. In one picture we see Hitler standing and posing in front of the “worlds most famous arena” Madison Square Garden. A place that, at one time, held an anti-Nazi rallying party is now being visited by the very man who created them.

One can only imagine what Hitler has in store for ‘The Garden’ once Nazi occupancy of New York is complete. Will it continue to be used? Will the Nazi’s demolish a once proud venue? If it continues to be used, for what purpose? Only time will tell.

Another visit by Hitler that was captured was a visit to the Brooklyn Bridge. He was not alone. The Austrian born German leader was seen with an entourage of Nazi-officers walking across the Brooklyn Bridge. Some of them were pointing at certain aspects of the bridge. Perhaps to construct one like it in Berlin? He and his entourage were said to be very interested in the bridge’s design. Hitler apparently visited other sites such as Central Park and the Empire State Building. No photographs of these visits are available as of press time.

The president is a martian?

         On 9/11/2001 the country was under attack by the hands of martians. It is said that  the reason they attack could be because the united states sent a mini robot to their planet investigate their resources to see if we can transfer people to that planet. However the martians figured out about the robot and the grabbed it to get information on where is coming from. It could be that they got the information they needed to know that it came from this planet so the came to attack. When they got here they mad sure they hit this country where it hurts the most so they attack the twin towers and the pentagon.

         After all the damage they announced from there ufos that this was a warning and to stay away from there planet because if we don't they are going to come to our planet and destroy it. After all this happen the president of the united state sent them a message that said that this was not going to say like this. However people are saying that is because our government goes into everyones territory is why we get so manny attacks and hate towards our country. In this case the government told the president that it would be a good idea to start this war with martians that have better technology then us but the president insisted and insisted in the fact that we can't stay like this. The reasons he said in the media was that a lot of people died that day that the people should sport him on his dictions and almost the entire country was with him. Until this picture of the president appeared in the middle of the news licked by an anonymous person that couldn't believe what he saw the day of 9/11/01.

This picture of him with this flight uniform and this weird eye that is definitely not human on the same day that the country was attacked by martians. What could this mean is the president for what happen on the day of 9/11/01 or was the president the one that called his friends over with that robot.

Mars Attacks: The Prequel

It was the week of July 16, 1969 when we were getting the ship ready to launch into outer space. Apollo 11 was the ship’s name, and Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and I were the only three people on it. Life was great. 

We were excited yet also nervous at the same time for this voyage. Excited for the journey yet nervous because we might not make it. Being that I was suspicious, I decided to take a walk around the ship so that I could put myself at ease. At first everything looked fine. I checked the engines. They were good. Checked the onboard radio transmitter. That was good too. However, there was something that I noticed and failed to mention before takeoff. I thought it was harmless at first, but it was quite serious, and could have been prevented. One of the screws was completely undone right next to the jets at the bottom of the ship. Which is also right next to where we sleep in our cry-sleep chambers. So I screwed it back on, and walked away. Didn’t think much of it at first, but I would soon regret that.

I woke up the next day. “ALL ABOARD!” Neil, who was the captain of this vessel, shouted at the top of his lungs over the loud speaker. Got up, and got dressed as fast as I could. Racing to be there on time. I get there, we pack up our belongings (you know space toothpaste, space toothbrushes, and specially prepared space food, the usual). And then they start the countdown. “10…9…8” the pressure rises as liftoff gets closer “5…4…3…2…1.” “BOOM” it was as if a million bombs had gone off at the same time. We hear nothing but the sound of jets lifting us further into the atmosphere. We got past all  Ozone layers. We rode into outer space with almost no glitches!

Skip ahead to later that day (approximately 3 hours later). We were floating in the middle of the ship while opening our celebratory bottle of champaign (or, space bottle if you prefer). I noticed something off again. It was that same screw, only this time it was still on somewhat. I tightened it up, and called it a day. However, when I was on my way back to the cockpit which was where everyone else was, I stumbled across a container that had a message on it. It said “CAUTION: HAZARDOUS MATERIALS.” Not even bothering to wonder why they would store hazardous materials inside a spaceship, I continued floating back to the cockpit.

Anyway, let’s fast-forward to the next day. Or what we all thought was the next day even though we knew it wasn't because we were all in cryo-sleep for the past 5 days. It was now July 21st, 1969. To some of us, it is known as the day that man landed on the moon. However to others, it was the beginning of the end. 6 hours later we were exiting the ship, and according to history we were the first to do so. We started to walk for a bit. We took some pictures, and all of the sudden out of nowhere something almost alien-looking appears. It walks closer, and closer until it got close enough for us to make out a figure, and it was an alien! Actually there were two to be exact. They walked up to us, and asked “can we take a photo with you guys?” the others said no, but I said “Of course you can!” We get together to take the picture, and as soon as we were done I turned to them and asked “so, how did you guys get here?” “your spaceship” they said. “You see we came to your planet back when the events of Roswell happened. we were held captive by you guys for decades until suddenly we found a way to escape. We got out of Area 51, found a way into your ship via that unscrewed screw that you found, and then while you weren’t paying attention we were able to contact our home planet by using your radio transmitter so that we could alert them of our whereabouts, and thus prepare to attack your planet!”

With that being said, I am now writing this message from the inside of my bunker awaiting battle orders with the hope that someone will read it one day, and know the truth about how this war really started. Goodbye, everyone!

Sincerely,

Ridley Scott

You Can't Handle the Truth!

Human nature has gain its definition through the observation of our history as a human race. History shows so much about how different and stubborn we all can be, but it also has shown us how brave and strong we are. An interesting and shocking discovery has recently been made by the Barnes’ family and it also comes with an interesting story as well.

About fifteen years ago Mr. Charles Barnes, an  
WWII American veteran passed way, leaving all of his possession to his only son Mark Barnes and his family. However, Mark thought he had seen everything his father owned so aside from a couple of photographs he put everything away in his house attic for all these years. Recently, while cleaning out his house Mark’s wife, Sara Barnes, found a box that contained four rolls of undeveloped film. The couple decide upon developing the film so that they could teach their children more about their grandfather. Exited a week later they were surprised by a couple of the photographs found in the mix.

 This discovery is so peculiar that here at the magazine we were skeptical ourselves. The Barnes’ family brought the photographs above to our attention but before sharing them with the public we decided to have an investigation of our own to see if these photographs had been tempered with, so we brought in an expert who confirmed that the photograph were not fake. Now the big question is why aren't there more photographs of these heroes? We all know that through history a few things get left out of the story, but maybe the reason why these photographs have been kept from us is because these photographs completely alter our knowledge of  WWII, It can be concluded that our government has decided that is best for these kinds of pictures to be secret because as Col. Jessup says in A Few Good Men: "You can't handle the truth!" 

Super Heroes have been around for many years, and most of us believed that they are the representation of brave citizens that chose to use their influence and power for the good of the people around them, but there has always been the question of whether these characters were fictional or not. Well we can rest assure now that these heroes were and maybe still are real.   

Lyndon B. Johnson's Deal with Alien Assassins to Murder JFK

It’s one of the most controversial cases in American history. Shortly after midday on November 22, 1963, President John F. Kennedy was assassinated as he rode in a motorcade in Dealey Plaza in downtown Dallas, Texas. Several questions have been raised since his assassination. Who really assassinated John F. Kennedy? And was there a conspiracy involved?  Decades of investigations, interviews, and books have failed to explain who was involved in his assassination on that fateful day. Recently, government photos have been leaked that finally reveal the truth behind the JFK assassination.

Lee Harvey Oswald wasn’t the man who assassinated JFK, as many people choose to believe. The truth is that the assassination was a conspiracy involving Lyndon B. Johnson and his alien assassins. Even Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, widow of President John F. Kennedy, believed Johnson arranged to have her husband murdered and now photographs reveal her suspicions were correct. Lyndon B. Johnson, who was power hungry and wanted to become president of the United States, orchestrated John F. Kennedy’s murder. Johnson knew he had to be cunning when choosing his assassin since he couldn’t murder Kennedy himself while riding in a car behind the president. Choosing to hire an assassin that he knew would be hard to believe, he reached out to extraterrestrials to play a part in the assassination. Together, Johnson and the head alien assassin arranged to murder the president. They chose to complete their mission on November 22^nd when John F. Kennedy was going to ride in a motorcade with his wife, Texas governor John Connally, and his wife, Nellie in downtown Dallas, Texas. With crowds of excited people lined in the streets to wave at the Kennedys in the motorcade, it was the perfect opportunity for Johnson to have his plan executed since he would be able to watch the assassination while riding in the car behind them. Distracted by the huge crowd of people and the Kennedys, people failed to realize that UFOS were flying in the sky and were able to shoot the president from high in the sky. A member of Lyndon B. Johnson’s team was able to capture a photograph of the deal made between Johnson and the alien and of the UFOS on the day of the murder, which has remained in secrecy since 1963. With these photographs leaked, the truth behind JFK’s assassination has finally been brought to light.

Pope and Lennon Switching Places

Breaking News

There has been some urgent breaking news. It appears that the pope John Paul ii will no longer be the pope. We have just got word that John Lennon from the English band The Beatles will be taking his place and by his side will be his long time friend Paul McCartney as the Archbishop. We have also got the chance to speak with the former pope and former Beatles members into the reasoning behind such a drastic change of life. I got an exclusive interview with all three of them at the same time. It all started back in the 1960’s when the former pope came across one of their songs while listening to the radio on a warm summers night. After that day he started to have a major interest in music and longed to become a musician or even a member of his favorite band called the Beatles. After many nights of continuously listening to their music he couldn’t stand it anymore. He had to go meet them and see them perform live. Luckily it so happened that they were on tour and were going to be playing in Italy so he had to go. He made sure that he had the VIP pass so it was guaranteed that he would meet them. When the day came he said “ It felt like I have been waiting for this day all of my life” his enthusiasm and excitement was out of this world. After seeing them play he got the chance to go backstage and talk to them. This is when the change started to begin. John Lennon was honored to meet such a honorable and noble figure such as the pope and thanked him for all that he has done for everyone in the world. The pope said the same thing to Lennon; he also viewed him as a very noble and honorable figure to everyone in the world. They started to talk about how they view each other as great people and wish that they could be able to trade places. The pope went on to tell Lennon that once he heard his music it opened up a whole new world for him and he wished that he could be doing what he was. Lennon was telling the pope that he had started to become more religious and tuned in with his inner Christianity after he saw what was a figure of Jesus Christ standing on water, while he was walking by a pond in Liverpool and told him that he wanted him to spread the word of Christ in his honor. When they both heard the stories of each other’s extraordinary events they both sprung an idea. They said that it was fate and faith that this meeting has happened because this was meant to be. Paul McCartney also told Lennon and the pope that he wanted to change his life and help the people in the world in a different way.  Then and there they all decided that they will switch places John Lennon will become the pope, the former pope John Paul ii will become the new band member of the beetles, and Paul McCartney will become the archbishop to John Lennon.

"The Truth About The Hindenburg Disaster"

Uncovered evidence, buried for nearly 80 years, but now brought to light, discloses the missing piece to the puzzle sought after by so many, for so long!
On that fateful day, Thursday, May 6th, 1937, at approximately  6:45 pm, as it was preparing to dock, The Hindenburg LZ 129 luxury airship was obliterated out of the grey skies over Lakehurst, New Jersey.. by a DRONE, operated by a CHILD. Thats right, a drone the size of an adult eagle, and a boy perhaps 6 years old took down the Goliath in less time than it would take him to finish his sippy juice!
We now learn that the drone was an experimental prototype to be sold in toy stores globally. How the boy had access to it is still a mystery! The project was scraped after the tragic event, but today we see this technology resurfacing again!
Perhaps it is time to rethink our position towards drones for recreational use, or history just might repeat itself!!

Yesica Lopez Comes Out Of The Coffin!

Yesica Lopez Comes Out Of The Coffin!

     Yesica Lopez takes home the Oscar for best actress at the 2015 Academy Awards! Her stellar performance awed audiences in Still Alice. The renowned actress, director and producer has a genuine love for the cinema. Her love for it and humanity muses her to create films that touch on everyday life situations. “I love to touch people’s lives with my films and tell the stories of everyday people on the big screen. There’s nothing more satisfying than knowing that I have bonded with my audience through my love for movies” says Yesica on the red carpet. The actress made history during her Oscar acceptance and has opened a way for many to feel comfortable in their own cold skin. She announced that she is a fully-fledged vampire and has been for 10 years! Her speech struck the audience with laughter until she flew across the theater and landed on the second level. The audience gazed speechlessly as she gracefully walked back to her seat. “I came out because not only am I a humanitarian, but I am also a vampiritarian. I want to help my people integrate into society without fear” says the actress. Emma Stone congratulated her during her acceptance speech, “Yesica, you continue to inspire us with your performances and decisions to change the world, please continue to do so.” Since her outing, sales of her films have multiplied tremendously and she has stolen the spotlight.

A film critics say "It's a must see."

      

       Still Alice is a very special film to her because her grandmother died with Alzheimer’s disease. Yesica took care of her while she attended New Jersey City University. Her grandmother died not remembering who she was, and shortly after she was turned. The actress was sired, by the first lineage of vampires in Romania, during a school trip to Europe. “My turn didn’t come on time. If it would’ve, my grandmother would still be alive.” She is willingly donating her blood to researchers in order to find a cure for Alzheimer’s Disease.  

     The actress is appearing in magazines and social media promoting her state of vampirism. Part of her fund raising is going towards a non-profit organization, Bloods Anonymous,  that she started in order to give vampires a chance to feed without disclosing their identities or violating humans. And humans get paid to donate their blood as well. According to Yesica “As I’ve mentioned, I am a humanitarian and every human should have a right to decide whether or not s/he wants someone feeding on them.” She is starting a revolution in where she wants humans and vampires to no longer be segregated, but accepting to each other without discrimination on either side. Movie deals are landing in her lap and many screenwriters are pursuing her directing talents to get their movies produced. She is requiring 10 percent of the revenues of each project to put towards a future franchise, of social clubs, that allows humans and vampires to socialize without fear of harm to either side. The franchise will create many jobs while bringing harmony between the human and vampire races. Her efforts continue to entice the audience with her talents, creative productions and amazing directing. But most important are her movements in the civil rights of the human and vampire races. 

We Are The Dream (the Final/)

    I thought it was time the world knew the truth the machine has made you believe that things have change or change comes without action. But I would like to take you back to a man name Doctor Martin Luther King. The machine viewed him as very small speed bump to perfection. This man was one of few men who share a belief that there was a different way of living other then the day to day life and he decided to take the chance even though life became hard this man knew he was never alone driven for his thoughts of change he searched for away that’s when we knew he was ready so we offered him a choice leave what he knew for the unknown or stay trapped in this life the choice was totally up to him as it is for you.  If you have A Dream the way king did we will find you and we will give you the chance. Till then remember we are the dream and we are out there

Ps.  The Crew of the Nebekenezer  

Documentation on the titanic

Danielle Bell

Digital Media 1

December 14, 2015

Titanic 

On this very day, the most magnificent ship that has ever been created goes off into the sunset today. As the owner this trip will be nothing, but fun. We have many surprises so stick around, the best part of this journey is yet to come. We have the best chefs, the rooms are spacious enough for you to do just about anything, and the decks are huge and wide enough for you to practically drive a car. I wanted this ship because, I like to travel for one, it is made for everyone else’s pleasure, and who would not want to take a chance and ride into the ocean listening to the waves and watching the sunset from the closest view you may ever come across.  The titanic was complete April 2, 2013 and when the idea was launched nobody wanted to be apart, so I took manners into my own hand and gathered those who were interested and began a project that only took about three years to complete. That was the greatest accomplishment of my life, well at least until the morning of April 7, 2013, when my ship went down in history. I was so confident and pretty sure that this ship can override anything in its path.  The morning of April 7, 2013, my ship collided with an ice burg out in the Atlantic Ocean. I had no idea that any of this would occur, but anything can happen at any given moment and at that very moment I was on the verge of not only losing the ship, but the passengers that were on it.  The ship began to leak slow which brought me time enough time to  call for help. I told the captain of the ship to reach out to the navy, to let them know that we need help ASAP. He did just that.  Some of the finest celebrities like Jay Z, Brad Pitt, Beyoncé, and Angelina Jolie began to panic. My husband and I were standing at the top of the steps hoping and praying that everyone on this ship made it. The water began to come in at heavier speeds, I gave as many life jackets out as I could, I let down all of the boats so passengers  could escape. Just went I thought all else would fail, a ship approached; it was the navy.  it took them a few hors, but they were there. That was the most epic day of my life, not only was I scared, but the water was rushing at me ready to take me into the sea, but something happened. As the water came my way, it went around me as if I had a shield, it was amazing but terrifying at the same time. Long story short I was able to get all the passengers including my husband off the ship with the help of the navy. I lost my ship that day and all the money I had invested, but no one was hurt. They were freezing cold and a drenched, but I was able to get them back to their families alive.