Le Brucespa - Joel Zaro

          Martial arts has educated our personal bubble we call the mind. Physically enhancing our capabilities with rhythmic body movements that shelter who we are. The body and soul equally coached for a better life.

       
           Many martial artist have honed its true essence, but one has taken martial arts to another level. I speak none other than Bruce Lee.

               Bruce Lee – creater or Jeet Kune Do – was thought to be dead by way of allergic reaction to medication, but the truth is his stomach muscles destroyed the pills he took and converted it into a sleeping formula. Lee thought he would only sleep for 8 hours, to his surprise it was more or less 38 years. Lee woke up with really stinky breath, and could not fathom his new look, or old rather.

           Mr. Lee has grown weaker, and thus can no longer fight or whoop ass like he used to. His cunningness has led him to one conclusion; Lee would beat people up by luring them in to him. People will have a sense of peace and relaxation as Mr. Lee is beating the crap out of them. A spa is a perfect way to deceive people into thinking they are roughly getting a massage, in reality, Lee is having the time of his life, on top of all this, people will give him money. The name of this place is Le Brucespa.

Le Brucespa

      

      Mr. Lee is an eccentric guy at old age, sometimes seen meditating before giving a massage. This is so he can channel all the energy he has left into one single point, but then he losses it .

          One thing Mr. Lee has not completely forgotten from his youth is his amazing nun chuck abilities, Lee constantly try’s to convince his victims to let him use it, only one has allowed this but quickly revoked further use making Lee really upset and offering 10 free special massages for him. 

       

                                       

Finally Mr. Lee’s special massage consists of body throws, which he says it opens up the airway for better breathing and makes you conscious of your surroundings. I think he is full of it.

A METEOR CATASTROPHE ....

At 5:00 A.M a meteor struck the world. A lot of innocent people lost their lives in each of the Caribbean Islands. The meteor was so intense that you could see fire in the skies from way up north. Journalists explained that after everything was over it left a whole in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, causing some animals to become extinct and others left homeless.

At 5:20 A.M the explosions stopped but then everyone in the United States felt the earth shake. As earthquakes occurred throughout various parts of the Earth, the Caribbean Islands were experiencing TSUNAMIS. The island that received the most damage was the Dominican Republic accompanied by its neighbor, Haiti. Only a couple of natives where saved, all injured. They explained that the only reason they survived was because they swam their way out of it.

After one week passed the two countries were trying to reconstruct what they lost and then the octopus took over their land. Nobody knew how it happened and everyone in the world questioned marine biologist for answers, which they did not have. “It could have been the chemicals from the meteor that caused these sea creatures to depart from their habitat,” said Dr. James Gostyhski. However, that wasn’t what people wanted to know. They wanted to know the truth. What secrets were there among the scientist and the media.

Everyone in the world was mad. They didn’t want to be fooled any longer. How was it that no one told them that a meteor was headed towards Earth and why did the survivors from the islands start disappearing once the octopus stepped on land. According to the news, everything has fallen apart in both countries.  May their souls be in peace and we will always remember all those lost souls.