Once again it's that time of the year when we can take an interest in a new candidate with new promises for the upcoming election. For the most part, we can usually guess who will be running but not this year ! An unexpected candidate has been making the rounds and showing much interest for this upcoming election. Who might you ask? Her name might sound familiar as she was a cast member in a recent and very scandalous reality show from MTV, The Jersey Shore. Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is serious about her run for the presidency. Snooki, as she prefers to be called, was recently interviewed by our staff and seems very focused and excited about this new venture. When asked about her views on War she states " Do whatever it takes boys just make sure you Get 'Em!" referring to the U.S. troops and Iraq War. She believes in what she calls "true patriotism" and if extreme violence is what it takes then so be it. Snooki says she's not afraid of a Cat fight here and there.
As with every great candidate she has a strong following, even her old cast mates back her in her run for presidency. Snooki seems to love life on the campaign trail. She feels she can appeal best to the young voters by using 'Shore' experiences as examples of true camaraderie and family values; referring to their famous Sunday dinners. Of course, there is tons of backlash for all her on camera incidents and cuca moments but she does not seem phased by any comments. "The more they talk the more famous I become, any publicity is good publicity even when running for office."
Let's just say Snooki is nothing less of entertaining even her campaign attire and advertisement is nothing less than Scandalous. While most candidates go a more conservative route, she prefers vibrant revealing garments and "scenic" posters. Her "Pro-War" posters is one of our favorites; Snooki gets her message across every time. Nothing speaks of Pro-War like a Poster of an Atomic Bomb detonating.
When asked what we can expect from her this year " Lots of glitter, pink, leopard, and Spandex!" We of course meant on the campaign trail, blushing " Oh, endless parties, I want to hit every Shore in America...Don't worry I'll provide the funnels and kegs." She assured us that they'll be many surprise guests especially from the 'Shore' cast. We wouldn't expect anything less than Ridiculous.. oops we meant Fabulous from our favorite Guidette, Snooki. Remember Vote Snooki 2013! She assures a 'Shore' Win!



No comments:
Post a Comment