Mexico goes to war with the
U.S.
CNN breaks the news: This just in, Mexico has just declared war on the United States. This form of action has allegedly stemmed
from acts of the Mexican President vowing to obtain the Southern Border. This
takes place after the efforts of a treaty between President Felipe and
President Obama are abandoned. Sources
are unknown at this present moment; however, there has been strong indication
that President Felipes Calderon declares war on the US to retrieve the Southern
Border and expand on it's independence.
With the health care reform in play, the White House has released a
statement indicating that the need for expansion is solely based on drug and
immigration reform in order to allow Mexico to have easier access to "legally"
cross borders. So, this is the true
reason for Mexico declaring war on the United States for the Southern
Border. Why now? The battle stems from
centuries of conditions in which both countries feel they are entitled to and
the maintenance of the Southern border.
Slowly but surely, the philosophy from both sides have become noted as,
"He who owns the borders, control destiny of both countries.
Here is some history of Mexico. If you recall
through history Mexico obtained Upper California (state of California), but not
Texas. Mexico feels that they are also entitled to the state of Texas. This
territory was stolen due to American citizens settling in then called the state
of Coauhilia y Tejas. This centuries ago was the Northern part of Mexico. Today
this territory is known as the state of Texas. President Felipe who is running
for re-election vow to the people of Mexico to make this one of his agendas
that it may help their economy flourish.
As part of his campaign members and board of trustees, President Felipes
plans to hire Cheech and Chong as head of the Mexican security. Their work in obtaining top secret photos of
United States government officials in "uncompromising" predicaments
have earned them their rank as well as the responsibility of obtaining control
of the Southern Border. Those
"uncompromising" photos have caused for the resignation of members of
the Bush administration, the counseling of Monica Luinski and the evidence that
almost causes President Clinton to get impeached, as well as reported evidence
that President Obama has purchased marijuana and brought it across the Southern
Border to enter into the United States.
Mexican President Felipe believes that President Obama is playing hard
ball with the negotiations requesting a 70/30 split for the profit in drug
trade, explaining that the high end split is due to the recession and debt
crisis that the United States is currently facing. Mexican President explains that Barak's final
words before abandoning the treaty were, "What you think this is fool, I'm
from the cold streets of Chi-town Baby!"
CNN requested an interview with
President Obama and the staff of the White Staff who has formerly declined to
comment but released this statement:
“We will not comprise our
security to ensure the wealth of another country!” So we will do all to secure
our territory!
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