Fist of Fury and Relaxation

It has been 39 years since Chinese-American actor and martial arts instructor Bruce Lee was found dead in his co-stars home. World renowned as one of the top, if not THE top, martial arts action star of the century, Lee's death has always been full of controversy. Some people believe that he was murdered by Chinese mafia then his body was moved into Taiwanese actress Betty Tingpei's home. Others believe that he died because of marijuana overdose. In 1993, after the sudden death of his son, Brandon Lee, conspiracy theories about the Illuminati being involved in both of their deaths had emerged left and right. Experts have denied these allegations despite the strong evidence. Rumors have thrived in the past few years but Digital Media Magazine is putting all of them to rest. Months of blindly following a tip from a source who only identified as "Dragon", we were able to find the Bruce Lee in Reno, Nevada. Digital Media Magazine (D): Wow, Bruce Lee, we are thrilled to have found you! Bruce Lee (BL): 太差劲了。我的封面已被烧断。 D: I'm sorry Mr. Lee but can you say that again in English? BL: 是无形的...不成形，像水。 D: Okay, we apologize Mr Lee but we neglected to bring an interpreter. BL: 现在你把一杯水，就成了一杯。 D: I guess we'll have to just communicate through body language. You're pretty good at moving your body, you know, martial arts and dancing and stuff. BL: 倒入一瓶水，它就变成了瓶子。 D: Okay, that sounded like a yes! You look very good. You're 72 now, correct? You must have very good Asian genes. You look fantastic! What has been keeping you so young? BL: 水可以流淌，或爬或滴或崩溃！ D: Oh, no no no Mr. Lee, we didn't mean to offend you. We're just frankly surprised and nervous to be in your presence. BL: 是水，我的朋友......

D: Maybe personal life is not a good topic. Okay, so let's talk about your new business venture. Tell us about "Fist of Fury and Relaxation". What made you open up a massage parlor or a "House of Pleasure", as you call it, in Las Vegas? BL: 我总是学到一些东西，那就是：始终是自己 D: I see... What I gather from your body language and the language inflection and intonation is that... People come to Las Vegas for pleasure but sometimes they get stressed out. So Fist of Fury and Relaxation is a place to just unwind. Is that accurate? What kind of stress would people encounter in Las Vegas? BL: 并表达自己，对自己有信心。 D: I see... Umm.. I guess what you're saying is that sometimes they wake up and they are married to a stranger? Or they lose a lot of money and/pr properties whilst gambling? BL: 不出门，并期待一个成功的个性和重复他 D: I'll take that as a yes. That sounds great. Well, Mr Lee, thank you so much for this wonderful opportunity. We will certainly come in for a Shiatsu massage. BL: 所有类型的知识，最终导致自我知识。

There you have it folks. Bruce Lee is alive, well, and owns a massage parlor in Nevada. You heard and seen it first here on Digital Media Magazine. Don't forget to visit Fist of Fury and Relaxation and let your aching muscles be karate chopped to recovery.