Kentucky Fried Chicken for years has had a reputation for the need to satisfy it's customers. Since KFC opened, quality and quantity of chicken has increased year after year as the consumers request for its products grew. Very rarely has KFC ever encountered any problems with it's customers, that was, until PETA was formed and KFC was often protested against for it's destruction of the chicken life. However, KFC follows the motto " the consumer is always right", so they have taken a new approach to satisfy everyone.
Some purchase chicken for the flavor and for their stomachs fulfillment. Now vegetarians, vegans, or those against the killing of chickens have a chance to save one. After years of experiments and long intense meetings with the advertising and marketing committees, Kentucky Fried Chicken has just released three new spectacular breeds of genetically modified pet chickens that may be purchased at any KFC near you.
Because of the recent olympic atmosphere, KFC has created a chicken that not only has genetic factors of specific athletes, but also received there genetic talents. KFC believes that the new Michael Phelps Olympic chicken will be a quick hit.
The KFC athletic staff has been working with these chickens in our Olympic sized swimming pool and have even allowed them to compete. This will allow the talents of your swimming chicken to increase as well as the strength. The Michael Phelps Olympic chicken comes with 19 Olympic medals as well as an American Speedo, a Phelps swim cap, and a pair of goggles. You can't go wrong with this Olympic chicken.
Another option is the Elvis chicken which will be targeted for older consumers. Your heart will melt as soon as you hear this "chick magnet" hit the stage. He sings, plays guitar, and even dances in an identical fashion to Elvis. And girl's watch out, he even has Elvis's hair.
Lastly, KFC in a joint effort with Chic-Filet has come up with the Political Sarah Palin chicken. The two companies felt they needed to represent chicks in a more appropriate matter and what is more appropriate then politics. No one will ever be bored with the Sarah Palin Chicken. Her body is covered with several mouths each with there own voice box. Listen to her speak about multiple topics at once! With her suave sense of style and her intense views on pretty much every topic possible, you will never get bored. She walks, she talks, and if you do decide you want to cook her, she tastes pretty juicy too!
So keep an eye out for KFC's 3 new live breeds of genetically modified pet chickens in all KFC stores near you! More breeds to come.
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