#2 November 22, 1963

     Right Before Kennedy’s Assassination

The previous year (1962) it was reported that beloved sex symbol Marilyn Monroe was found dead in her Los Angles home. Supposedly her death was caused by an overdose but the case remains inconclusive. The popular conspiracy theory was that the Kennedy brothers were involved in her murder but perhaps they had something much different in mind. During her affair with the brothers she was exposed to some very confidential information and the best course of action was to take her out. However, being a successful actress perhaps she could be used in other means, such as a spy. They ended up faking her death instead and Kennedy’s wife was in fact Marilyn Monroe. She underwent facial reconstructive surgery to insure no one would discover there plan but nothing slipped under Congressman Donald Rumsfeld’s nose. With the assistance of his colleagues, Dick Cheney and Robert Ellsworth, they organized the leaders of Cuba and the Soviet Union to become in involved in a plot to take out Kennedy’s new spy. Unfortunately, as history shows, the assassin missed his target and ended up taking out John F. Kennedy instead. Ms. Monroe had never been heard of since. Reportedly she kept her name as Jacqueline Kennedy and withdrew from the public view after her husband’s death.