The New iPad 7 "It's going to change the World!"

The Genius’ at Apple have done it again… Just when you thought the new and improved IPad 5 was around the corner for this holiday season, a delay has been put on production overseas. This seems to be due to their recent media disaster with Foxconn and how their employees are treated. Others speculate that Apple just wants to bring jobs back home to the U.S. and create a viable opportunity for growth. Outlets far and wide have given their opinion with little or no information to go on till yesterday’s public announcement from Apple Ceo Tim Cook. He began the conference by answering the long awaited question of what was happening to the Ipad 5 and how production would be handled from this point on. The big shock came when it was revealed that more money was being spent to dismantle the Ipad 5 product and to create this new empire in the U.S. The only problem with the CEO’s decision during the conference was to have a lavalier microphone rather than a podium to talk at. This being when Cook went backstage and didn’t realize his microphone was still on, thus revealing the actual reason Apple is moving to the U.S. Tim Blurted out, “I don’t think they are ready to skip ahead to the Ipad7... It’s going to change the world.”

                The IPAD 7 Its going to change the world. It is being said that this Ultra Multifunctional device will replace your cutting board, Frisbee & most sex toys. After realizing what had happened and the outrage of everyone who already pre ordered an Ipad 5, Apple released all the specs and started marketing. Cook Stated “It wasn’t hard to know what to do because it will be the only device you will ever need. The Ipad 7 will create a better, safer, easier future for all of us.”

Apple has developed a new IOS that seems to respond and relate to all ages. With its specialized AI this device grows with you and your needs rather than becoming a paperweight two years down the line. This seems to be apples way of reaching not just a small target audience but pretty much everyone, which leads the assumption of a “game changer.” One Major concern of the public seems to be how will this Ipad will last for that long without wiping the memory or slowing down? In steps what seems to be an excessive base model that has a 4000 Terabytes memory. And for the extreme users a 6 and 8 thousand Tb is available for upgrade.

                Don’t forget this Ipad can play games and video, write for you, socialize, drive your car, control your dreams, clean, email, create food(as seen above), babysit and it’s a wireless remote for your home and security. The newest feature is one that gets everyone off their seats in either rage or excitement. We all remember when the IPhone 5’s new Lightning charge cable came out with mixed reviews. Well throw away your cables for this one because the Ipad 7 is manually charged by you! If you don’t have a charger around or an outlet to use. That’s right you manually power it so it works as a replacement for current sex toys(also seen above). There is even gender specific models that if needed could be accessorized in many different ways with a price tag of course. This being because the slim version is for women and the bulkier one for the gentlemen.  So your Ipad 7 will be able to cancel your reservation for the evening while creating a candle lit diner and will be how you finish your night as well. The New Ipad 7 It’s around … Forever!